8 reasons it's your fault I'm stressed out right now!

1. Because I should be 25 weeks pregnant today and I'm not.

2. My rhuburb pie turned out like a salty stew!

3. Because I'm having a fat life.



4. Because I need a holiday - even my fortune cards say so!!

5. I'll have to read through the night to make my thursday reading deadline.

6. I'm already finished my bottle of wine.

7. There's a box of Qualtiy Street daring me to eat them [see point No. 3].

8. And finally cause I'm in a terrible mood.